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Get back in that sub-basement where you belong and stay there!
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I don’t go around looking at other guys’ tildes, nor showing mine to them. I already know I have the best . . .
Come with me, please. I am taking you into my custody, you need extensive rehab that only I can offer.
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I’m really going to have to insist. It’s not optional.
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That’s not me! This is slander, it’s character defamation, it’s false news, it’s anger-fueled vengeance, I’ll sue! I won’t let you get away with this! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(Unless, of course . . . cough, cough.)
Yeah, right; I suppose you’ll claim that you didn’t lead anybody on. I’m glad I installed those cameras and microphones. (Cough, cough.)
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I’m still Randy, does that count?
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