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I’m alone at the precinct house with two of AnswerMug’s most prolific grammar violators. What’s the best way to coax their confessions?

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Inspired by this post that was recently submitted by another AnswerMug member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/137275/i-m-alone-here-with-the-two-grammar-cops-should-i-post-a-bunch/view/post_id/956162

 


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Posted - May 8, 2022

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  • 10049
    Get them stoned. 
      May 8, 2022 5:01 PM MDT
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  • 52953

     

      Are you absolutely sure that’s the best thing to do? It seems really barbaric to me, but I’ll take your word for it. (I just hope this isn’t another one of your hairbrained schemes that gets me in trouble and leaves me holding the bag. Grrrrrrr.)




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      May 8, 2022 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 10049
    I said "get" not "have"!
      May 8, 2022 7:44 PM MDT
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  • 52953

    Oh. 

    I’m not very well versed on the intricacies of English vocabulary or structure. Sorry. 


    (By the way, please call the paramedics. Thanks.)


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      May 8, 2022 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 10469
    There ain't not no good way, lesen you bait 'em with a handful of apostrophes on a dangling participle.
      May 8, 2022 11:03 PM MDT
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  • 52953


    I’ve tried that before, but it only resulted in cries of “Me too, me too”, so now, the Precinct Captain frowns upon such tactics. Grrrrrrr. 


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      May 9, 2022 5:33 AM MDT
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  • 13260
    And where am I during this? Just bring me in so we can play "good cop-bad cop." That never fails.
      May 9, 2022 4:17 AM MDT
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  • 52953

     

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      May 9, 2022 5:34 AM MDT
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  • 22912
    Reminds me of a card I like.  :)

    I'll post it to Stu, too, so he makes sure to see it.

      May 9, 2022 1:42 PM MDT
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      May 9, 2022 2:05 PM MDT
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  • 22912
    :)
    :)
      May 9, 2022 7:30 PM MDT
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  • 22912
    Reminds me of a card I like.  :)
    I posted to Randy, too.

      May 9, 2022 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 9894
    Offer to share your doughnut. 
      May 9, 2022 11:32 AM MDT
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  • 52953

     

      You know, that just might work. Thanks!

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      May 9, 2022 1:24 PM MDT
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  • 2967
    I'll share Randy's donut anytime.  O  :  )
      May 10, 2022 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 52953

     

    Jackpot!

    (I’m so happy, folks!)
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      May 10, 2022 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 2967
      May 10, 2022 7:22 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    A bribe. Vegemite and smashed avocado on toast might do it, but NO mayo.
      May 10, 2022 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 52953

     

      Great idea, I should give it a try, thanks for suggesting . . . hold on a second. I’d have to come into contact with that stuff in order to make the toast! Ewwww. Ok, that’s the end of that. Looks as if no charges will be filed in this case. These two are going to be released and their records wiped clean (of this incident). Grrrrrrr. 

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      May 10, 2022 6:07 PM MDT
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