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Your coworker Randy D has been fired and escorted off the premises, you’re tasked with clearing out his workstation. What surprises might be

found therein?


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Posted - May 19, 2022

Responses


  • 10052
    Seven variations of "English Grammar for Dummies". 
      May 19, 2022 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Let’s see, he has English Grammar for Dummies, The Complete Idiot’s Guide to English Grammar, English Grammar for Blondes… Hey! 
      May 19, 2022 7:04 PM MDT
    4

  • 53503

     

      And I expect you to return every single copy to me. No pilfering like you did at the last three jobs from which you got me fired! Grrrrrrr. 


    :(

      May 19, 2022 7:08 PM MDT
    4

  • 1633
    The myriad of Richard Simmons pictures he's been using to frame me 



    That's right, it's been Randy hacking into my account and posting Simmons pics all these years!

      May 19, 2022 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Tell them the truth: you and I worked on that project together for all those years. I was the silent partner.

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      May 19, 2022 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    OK... OK... yes, we actually began researching this project back during the old administration, before the company was sold to AnswerMug.
      May 20, 2022 2:01 PM MDT
    1

  • 3701
    A secret stash of asterisks.
      May 19, 2022 9:51 PM MDT
    3

  • 53503

     

      Wait, I can explain*

      May 20, 2022 6:30 AM MDT
    2

  • 3701
    I'll just bet you can!
      May 20, 2022 8:02 AM MDT
    2