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I was just in it for the Tupperware.
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She promised not to say anything! Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Please don’t let anyone investigate my search history on the company computer. It’s all about circumventing restraining orders and how to locate a lost love in a northern state. It might look bad for me if that gets out. Grrrrrrrr.
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Flimsy evidence of anything that should worry me; practically everyone keeps those types of things in their workstations! (Don’t they?)
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Mostly 8x10 glossies but also a few dozen wallet-sized ones, if you want to sell them off and keep one for yourself, that’s fine; I have plenty more where those came from. You may keep 11.0192837465% of the profits because I like you so much.
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Grrrrrrr.
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Lol.
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We here at The Harem prefer the term “relationship enhancement tools”. Shhhhhhh.
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No, no, no, no! It doesn’t have to be painful, it’s just a question of getting in there at the proper angles! Oh, why am I wasting time trying to explain it? Much better if I just fly to New York and demonstrate it in person. (Would you prefer with massage oil or without?)
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Fake news. As if YOU would ever receive an award for anything! This is just another attempt of yours to besmirch my good name, o disgruntled one! Grrrrrrr.
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Grrrrrrrrr.
*Hello, is this the FCC? Good morning, my name is Randy D, and I’m calling to rep…..WAIT, DON’T HANG UP! Grrrrrrr.
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Shuhak 