What would Randy do if he came across this establishment?

I ordered a jar on Amazon. I opened it, took a taste, and threw it out. It was awful.

That is exactly how to do it. Thin with plenty of butter, on toast.

 

  

She misspelled avocado, but of course I’m sure she did it on purpose. I suppose she decided why not a little bit of cop-baiting to add the rest of her long list of crimes? Grrrrrrr.

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That was totally unplanned, but I fixed it.  I should’ve picked something I could actually spell, like gaucomolé, wait… g - a - u, no…, let’s see.  I’ll have to think about this some more.  I’ll get back to you.

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:)

 

  Sure, I give you a little time to plot against me? Cook up yet another scheme? Map out some entrapment plan?

  No thanks!

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  We here at Sub-Basement Sandwiches prefer the term “entice” the staff.
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