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Perhaps I need to drop by and do a security sweep of the residence . . .
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I don’t have to look innocent nor be innocent. I’m the one who’s investigating the case, I’m not the suspect. Looking shifty helps me to blend in, thereby ingratiating me to the perp.
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(there their parents)
(4-year-old minds)
Wow.
Welby, are you paying attention?
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