Gee, Detective, that’s a serious charge. What if I can prove she walked into that basement of her own free will? I even have a video of it!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be taken down and used as evidence against you in a court of law ...

I can vouch for you, Randy.  I’m in and out of your basement poking around when you’re not home all of the time.  I might get around to cleaning up your microwave next time I sneak in.  I guess I should’ve taken the plastic off of the top of that marinara and cheese pasta before I put it in there so it wouldn’t have exploded all over the place.

Hmm... she may not be walking, but she appears to be happy about it.  Case closed, you can go home.