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Discussion » Questions » Legal » Gee, Detective, that’s a serious charge. What if I can prove she walked into that basement of her own free will? I even have a video of it!

Gee, Detective, that’s a serious charge. What if I can prove she walked into that basement of her own free will? I even have a video of it!

 



(Oops, wrong video feed; different camera.) Er, um, I’d like a lawyer, please.
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Posted - June 12

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  • 14718
    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be taken down and used as evidence against you in a court of law ...
      June 13, 2022 12:46 AM MDT
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  • 48814
    Grrrrrrr.
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      June 13, 2022 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 4377
    I can vouch for you, Randy.  I’m in and out of your basement poking around when you’re not home all of the time.  I might get around to cleaning up your microwave next time I sneak in.  I guess I should’ve taken the plastic off of the top of that marinara and cheese pasta before I put it in there so it wouldn’t have exploded all over the place.
      June 13, 2022 8:39 AM MDT
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  • 9850
    Hmm... she may not be walking, but she appears to be happy about it.  Case closed, you can go home.
      June 13, 2022 11:30 AM MDT
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  • 48814

     


      Thank you, Detective. (Cough, cough.)




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      June 13, 2022 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 9850
    No problem, random citizen.
      June 13, 2022 10:47 PM MDT
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