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Do mental hospitals have special cells for women who carry squirt bottles of mayonnaise in their purses? If not, shouldn’t they?

 

       Livvie in confinement (finally).

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Posted - July 13, 2022
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  • 16256
    It's all right, Vegemite is legal as a form of non-lethal defence against Randy D's press gang for sammich making slaves "volunteers". I can supply her with that.
      July 14, 2022 4:08 AM MDT
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  • 52951

     

     Here’s a video of Slart helping Randy D, folks:




      Note to Slart; if you want to help me, there’s only one way to do it. Don’t help. Grrrrrrr.
    :|

      July 14, 2022 7:37 AM MDT
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  • 16256
      July 16, 2022 2:01 AM MDT
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  • 7776
    It's called a padded room, like where they put me, but minus the mayo. In any case, the budget probably won't allow those special rooms if they didn't already have them.
      July 14, 2022 8:28 AM MDT
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  • 52951

     

      Er, um, the mayo isn’t part of the room or the treatment, it’s part of the impetus for committing her in the mental hospital for carrying it around in her purse. 
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      July 14, 2022 9:53 AM MDT
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  • 7776
    I see.


      This post was edited by Zack at July 14, 2022 8:14 PM MDT
      July 14, 2022 10:03 AM MDT
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  • 10469
    Actually, they do.  But oddly, they're always located in the basement.
      July 14, 2022 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 52951

     

      Hey, wait a sec . . . ! Livvie just escaped from one basement!



      Now she finds herself confined in another one?
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      July 14, 2022 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    I move about freely throughout Randy’s different levels of sub-basements.  I come and go as I please.  I usually go upstairs to poke around his house and help myself to the contents of his fridge when he’s not home.
      July 14, 2022 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 52951

    Grrrrrrr. 

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      July 14, 2022 8:46 PM MDT
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