A wise guy once said "______________."

I don't know ask a woman. 

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

A wise guy once said absolutely nothing at all.

"One of the luckiest accidents in my wife's life is that she happened to marry a man who was born on the 26th of September."

(and to explain my answer of three years ago -- it's the opening sentence in one of the best books I've yet to read. a science fiction novel that over-the-top freaked me out. As did the movie I saw based upon the book.

I saw the movie first, then read the book. So glad I did it that way. I've since read every single book the author wrote. And I can say all of them are excellent for me.

And, even more interesting to me, I first saw that movie at the age of 12. The next day I went to the library and got the book.  :)

As an adult, the movie and book both still freak me.)

"Stop, Forrest, stop. Please stop. I've had enough."

;)

"I trust you."     

(My very-wise-in-many-ways dad said this to me as a teen. I've never forgotten the details of the situation.)