Oh, everyone look at me
I’m so great; look at me.
They all proudly hail me
‘Cause I know everything.
I’m the best, yes, I am
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
I’m on Netflix and streaming.
And the Rockets are there,
This is my own hair,
Which proves that I know
That I’ve got an armchair.
José got a spanking,
Bruce Banner got shaved.
O'er the land of the me
And the comb of the Braves.
Play ball!
(Of course, you know that trump wanted to redo the national anthem. He thought a song about a guy named Jose was unamerican.)
Nanoose 