Imagine that you’ve invested scads of your hard-earned money in Randolph D Randall Industries. What do you expect as your ROI?

  I really like your attitude; your  willingness to stick with me until the bitter end is refreshing and speaks volumes of your loyalty to me. (Or is it just your lust for me?)

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  Uh, jealous. 

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  Stay. Out. Of. This.

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  Double the amount you’ve “invested”, and I’ll see what I can do. Not promising you anything, you understand. (Cough, cough.)

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(want what it is worth)
(its it’s priceless)

You really make me work very hard, you know. 

  Too many typographical errors; I can’t function properly in such an environment. 

:(

  Gee, you sure know how to bring a guy back into the fold, I’ll give you that!

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  Be very careful getting a foot massage from Handy Randy D; it starts out innocently, then he gets a leg up on you, after that, it’s one thing leads to another . . .



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