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Imagine that you’ve invested scads of your hard-earned money in Randolph D Randall Industries. What do you expect as your ROI?

 

Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138342/imagine-that-over-there-at-randolph-d-industries-they-ve-inves/view/post_id/965865


 




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Posted - August 4, 2022
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  • 53503

     

    I’ve asked you very politely never to compare notes about me with Jane S, remember? Grrrrrrr. 



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      August 4, 2022 10:43 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I think you have me confused with someone else! 
      August 5, 2022 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Believe me, I ask ALL women to never compare notes about me with Jane S.
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      August 5, 2022 5:38 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Sounds about right! 

    ;)
      August 5, 2022 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 23574


    Nothing at all -- I'm so stupid I don't even know what ROI means.


     
      August 4, 2022 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    Return On Investment. (bribe)
      August 4, 2022 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 23574
    :)  Thanks.  :)
      August 4, 2022 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    A truckload of counterfeit tildes indistinguishable from the real ones.
      August 5, 2022 4:01 AM MDT
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  • 53503
    (((Shhhhh, don’t let investigators from the IRS, the Dept of Commerce, or the Securities and Exchange Commission know about this. The truck will be parked 11.7 kilometers from your house at noon on Sunday, the keys will be on top of the front right tyre.)))




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      August 5, 2022 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    Very good, you're learning.
    kilometers   kilometres. You got "tyre" right and even got me a truck I can drive, with the controls on the right side, i.e. the RIGHT side. Nice service, you've earned yourself a tip.

    Tip: Stay away from Livvie, she's a psycho.
      August 6, 2022 6:26 AM MDT
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  • 5451

    Hmm, Randolph D Randall Industries…. What could that be?

    It sounds risky if you get in too late.  If I were investing in Randolph D Randall Industries, I would expect that I would be paid with the money from those who invested in Randolph D Randall Industries after I invested in it.  If I don’t get paid, I would then expect an SEC investigation of Randolph D Randall Industries.





    This post was edited by Livvie at August 6, 2022 3:21 PM MDT
      August 5, 2022 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Not to worry, mon amie. I ordered the Accounting Office to flag your file so that you’ll receive assured payments from the Handle the Randall Slush Fund, the Arch Enemy Aiding and Abetting Financial Group, the She’s My Main Accomplice Annuities Index, and last but never least, the If I Go To Prison I Won’t Be The Only One Investment Portfolio. 

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      August 5, 2022 12:25 PM MDT
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