Can you make up a stupid phone app that some people would actually buy?

If I could, I'd have done it already.

You can't make this stuff up! Or can you!

 

10 Tilde auction alert app
9 Vegemite aversion group therapy online app
8 Avocado avoidance tips 24 hours a day app
7 Mayonnaise proximity warning software app
6 Voyeur cameras for when women are making sandwiches app 
5 Private detectives in Minneapolis/Saint Paul willing to bend laws and regulations to locate “someone” app
4 On-call sleazy defense attorneys who know loopholes in restraining order cases app
3 The Grammar Police Officer’s Combination List of Statutes and Citation Book app
2 Build Better Basements app
1 Massage Oils & Intimate Mood Lightning Discount Clearinghouse app 



Full disclosure: I have at least three or four of these already installed on this phone. Discretion prevents me from revealing which ones they are. (Cough, cough.)

Just use your imagination.......................have you already bought the one that cleans you so you don't have to take a shower, thus saving water?

An app that randomly uploads pictures of Richard Simmons.

Many apps aren’t stupid.