Got a joke about the size of Trump's Butt?

I posted this question on another site and someone answerd it by saying "Who?". I didn't think that was much of a joke so I answered - Are you saying that Trump's butt makes owl sounds? (who who who). I know owls say - hoo hoo hoo - but I went with who who who to fit the reply. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at August 23, 2022 9:26 AM MDT

Trump's butt is so big, (HOW BIG IS IT?), it's so big, that over one thousand of his supporters can kiss it without overlapping.

I'm simply very grateful that I have no idea how big his butt is.

His Royal Orangeness's butt causes a total eclipse every time he waddles to the refrigerator.
His Royal Orangeness's butt has its own zip code.
You can use it as a parking spot. For a monster truck.
It has more crack than all of the dealers in DC.
The RNC borrowed his underpants to use as a marquee.

Trump's butt is so big that he uses swimming pool safety rope dividers as Ben Wa balls. Cheers!

 

Donald Trump's butt is jealous of all the diarrhea that comes out of his mouth. 

Trump's butt is so big that when he left office he hide a 1/100 scale model of a new top secret nuclear submarine in his butt. Cheers!