The plural form of faux pas is also faux pas, however, it is pronounced differently. The singular form is pronounced /ˈfoʊˌpɑː/, and the plural form is pronounced /ˈfoʊˌpɑːz/.
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That’s crazy talk, it’s just plain weird, I cannot relate. Keep the blasphemy away from me, please.
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Grrrrrrr.
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I can do one better for you!
I present to you sandwich faux pas.
I saved the best for last. 
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What happens in Australia should stay in Australia.
Ancient proverb.
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I’ll request from you a PB&J on wheat, please. In fact, make a dozen of them; you have committed a lot of transgressions.
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You know it doesn’t work that way.
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This is just a ploy of yours to get me alone in your kitchen, I understand, but why do you insist on a strict No-Shirts-Allowed Rule? Grrrrrrr.
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Nice dodge. Go get the cocoa butter lotion and rub it into my skin.
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Somehow, that detracts from the sexuality of it.
Ok, you select the lotion that you like the best (just make sure it’s one you can apply while completely nude).
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Stu Spelling Bee 