I have been in a lot of fights but there is only one that I tried to pick. It was with a guy that thought he was a vampire. The bad blood between us started when I was taking a up grade course at a community collage. The wanna be vampire got butt hurt because I started getting better marks than him in math class. So he started flying around town spreading false rumors about me. After I heard what he was doing I started following him around town well chanting vampire vampire vampire. After a few minutes he would turn around and glare at me and I would say - bite me vampire. Then he would turn around and keep walking and I would follow him and do the vampire chant until he turned around and I would say bite me vampire. After about 5X he turned around and put his fists up so I made a fist and pumped up the vain in my forearm - pointed to it and said - B Positive vampire come and get some. I didn't really have B Positive blood I just wanted him to attack me but thought it would be fair to let him know that he better be positive before he tries. Cheers!
Only once.
I was about 12 years old and outside with one of my male neighbor friends who was about 13 years old. He said something I did not like about my sister and I started a physical fight with him.
The fight was quickly over when got me to the ground and he sat on me.
:)
You should of farted that will get rid of someone that is sitting on you. Cheers and happy weekend!
This post was edited by Nanoose at September 9, 2022 5:06 PM MDT