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Do you have a simple recipe you would like to share with us. (Humourous responses please, if possible.)

Posted - October 30, 2022
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  • 10052
    That looks delicious and would go well with my old family recipe for tap water on the rocks! 
      October 30, 2022 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Yummy.
      October 30, 2022 3:56 PM MDT
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  • 1952
    How about a cool water sandwich
      October 30, 2022 5:11 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Dehydrated water.


    Instructions:
    Open bag
    Pour powder into a cup, glass, bowl, pot, pan, bucket, pail, or other vessel as needed
    Add water


         Hey, wait a second . . .

    :(

      October 30, 2022 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    I gave this as a gag gift to my son.

      October 31, 2022 7:53 AM MDT
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  • 53526
    I know it’s not your fault or doing, but there’s a typographical error on that can’s label. Grrrrrrr.

    :(
      October 31, 2022 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    I see...comma after caps.
      October 31, 2022 12:10 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      You’re right, and upon closer inspection just now, I see a second one: it’s its. Grrrrrrr.

      October 31, 2022 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 23647
    "It's" versus "its" has always been one of the easiest grammar points for me to remember.
      October 31, 2022 7:10 PM MDT
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  • 23647

    At the moment, it made me sort of smile:




      October 30, 2022 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    LOL!
      October 30, 2022 7:50 PM MDT
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  • 23647
     :) 
     :)
      October 30, 2022 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 53526

    LOL!
    ~

      October 30, 2022 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 23647
    :)
    :)
      October 31, 2022 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 329
    75 parts of saltpeter
    15 parts of charcoal, and (Parts given by weight)
    10 parts of sulfur
      October 31, 2022 3:15 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    2-parts nitric acid
    1- part sulfuric acid.
    cotton.

    Same as white powder.
      October 31, 2022 12:09 PM MDT
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  • 11092
    My mom's ice cube trays were always empty. When someone would complain about it, her standard answer was that she lost the recipe. 
      October 31, 2022 10:03 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Wow, a dad joke from a mom!


    ~

      October 31, 2022 10:17 AM MDT
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  • 844
    My family has a recipe we call Tire Patchin'.
    One Christmas, back in the '50s, my mom wanted to make some fruit cake. Unfortunately, she didn't have all the ingredients necessary, so she improvised. At the dinner that she first served it, my father took one bite and said, "You could  patch tires with this stuff." It was the texture. It was really a delicious chewy combination of a molasses cake with dates and nuts. It was very popular when my brothers were drafted and sent overseas. My mom sent them packages of Tire Patchin' that always arrived intact. It was very popular with the troops. We still try to get someone to make it when the holidays roll around each year.
      October 31, 2022 10:29 AM MDT
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  • 844
    I thought most people's families had a crazy, unique recipe. Let's hear about some real recipes.
      October 31, 2022 10:30 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Ask the question.
      November 4, 2022 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 844
    OK.
      November 4, 2022 9:53 AM MDT
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  • 2132
    If you are going to eat hot dogs, and it applicable to hamburgers too, put the cooked hot dog on toasted bread and pour on simmered butter sauce with whatever added ingredients you can creatively add to it. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at November 4, 2022 7:44 PM MDT
      November 4, 2022 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    It may be worth a try.
      November 4, 2022 12:36 PM MDT
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