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Got any good science memes/puns/jokes? (Grammar czars...I didn't write this meme.)

Posted - January 5, 2023

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  • 11780
    No. Do you?
      January 5, 2023 11:41 AM MST
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  • 44793
      January 5, 2023 2:59 PM MST
    4

  • 24023

    :)  Ha!




    If it counts,  I've always liked this T-shirt :


    Chemistry Xmas Tree - Etsy
      January 5, 2023 3:17 PM MST
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  • 17293
    Oldies:
    I was going to make a joke about noble gases, but all the good ones Argon.

    Have you heard the one about sodium hypobromite?
    NaBrO.

    The lab assistant who was accidentally frozen at minus 459.67 is believed to be 0K now.
      January 5, 2023 3:19 PM MST
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  • 974
      January 5, 2023 5:55 PM MST
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  • 24023


    Inspired by Flint Ironstag who reminded me of another T-shirt I like:

    Element Of Surprise WTF TShirt
      January 5, 2023 6:04 PM MST
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  • 1634
    Mom:  Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
    Son:  I want to be a vitamin.
    Mom:  Son, you can't be a vitamin!  That's impossible!
    Son:  No it's not!  I saw it in the newspaper!  It said, "Vitamin B1"!!!




    This post was edited by bevo at January 6, 2023 8:53 PM MST
      January 5, 2023 6:12 PM MST
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  • 4585
      January 6, 2023 9:32 AM MST
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  • 35387
      January 6, 2023 12:14 PM MST
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  • 5450
    I don’t, but here’s a bad one:
      January 6, 2023 8:53 PM MST
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  • 44793
    Worst pickup line ever.
      January 7, 2023 9:23 AM MST
    3