Do you have any physical peculiarities? One of my feet is a half size larger than the other and my left ear is about 1/4 inch lower

That's peculiar. 

All the better to hear with, my dear. :)

Ha! I can burp on command with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back. I'm  trying to perfect my sneeze - burp - fart (like that guy in the movie Grown Ups). A  sneeze - burp - fart is were on command you can sneeze then burp then fart. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at March 4, 2023 4:51 PM MST

Burpsnart

Not sure what you mean. Cheers and happy weekend!

That is what the burp-sneeze-fart was called in Grownups. 

Oh. That is a pretty good name because a burp-sneeze-fart is a bit of an art. Cheers and happy weekend!

:) 

 I've not seen that movie.


On command, I can certainly easily think I've done something wrong, ha. :)


EDIT: I rewrote my answer to make better sense of my original intent for my post. :)


This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at December 11, 2023 8:18 PM MST

I can burp the national anthem...

Excellent!  :)

:)
:)

from a fellow-weirdo
This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at December 11, 2023 8:19 PM MST

Welby! I'm shocked!! 

Also, no comment. 

;)

Yikes, I'm rethinking my answer with other meanings for what that image probably intends. :)
Do know i was only going with your meaning.

Good to see you. :)

Busy weekend for me but have a good one.  :)

I assumed your intent was innocent. 

Hope it's good busy! 

Thanks.  :) 
I was overthinking again.

So far, it's been a good busy, yeah.
 :)

 

  Hold on a second! Innocent? Would you have reacted that way if Randy D had posted it? UNFAIR!!! Grrrrrrr.



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I'd have reacted with your very favorite thing in the world...

Restraining order. With a side of mayo. 

  Since when did you move to Minneapolis and change your (fake) name to Jane S? Grrrrrrrrr.
  ~

 

 Save that graphic for me, Buddy. I can think of a thousand different ways I can use it. Cough, cough. 

  

  (((((Just don’t tell Savvy Ansley. She has me up on a pedestal in her eyes.)))))

  
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This post was edited by Randy D at December 15, 2023 7:35 AM MST

I see the delusions have returned. I know a good therapist. 

  “So is this Savvy Ansley a real person or just yet another figment of your wild and disjointed imagination?”

  “Oh, she’s real, as real as can be. She constantly obsesses about being with me, she hardly ever leaves me alone. I believe she‘s stalking me too, just like all those other women do.”

  “Rest quietly; I have to get my prescription pad. Grrrrrrrrr.”
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