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Humorous answer: If you hurt yourself very badly, what might motivate you to file a negligence or wrongful injury lawsuit against yourself?

 







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Posted - March 2, 2023

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  • 16197
    My evil alternate personality is always getting me in trouble. I might be able to find a psychiatrist who can cure me, and pay him with the proceeds from the lawsuit.
      March 2, 2023 6:58 PM MST
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  • 10449
    I tried that once.  Although I won the case, that deadbeat has yet to cough up one cent.
      March 3, 2023 8:55 AM MST
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  • 2969
    That is funny, wish I was there to see the verdict being read.
      March 4, 2023 5:24 AM MST
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  • 32527
    Nothing....as the old saying goes "You cannot get blood out of a turnip."
      March 3, 2023 9:01 AM MST
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  • 44173
    Novitiate is a word, but doesn't fit in your question. Did you mean motivate?
      March 3, 2023 9:12 AM MST
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  • 52903
      March 3, 2023 2:21 PM MST
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  • 44173
    Why do I think you did it on porpoise just for me? I feel special. This post was edited by Element 99 at March 4, 2023 8:45 AM MST
      March 4, 2023 8:34 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

      That was knot my plan, butt wee awl make miss takes Everett now Ann Thin. 

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      March 4, 2023 8:45 AM MST
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  • 44173
    &&&
      March 4, 2023 9:02 AM MST
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