Humorous answers please. What might be an absolutely terrible way to decide on which name to give to a newborn baby?

Throwing a pot/pan out the window and using the sound it made as the name for a kid.  

Chat GPT suggests Aria, which I think is a very nice name. 

How about this: go to your local bar, find someone inebriated and buy them another drink, then ask them to sing the national anthem. Base the baby's name on the fifth adjective that tumbles out of their mouth, and hope that it's not "perilous."

Give the baby a name that means horny in British English. 

Look at the first physical matter to come out of the newborn's body and name the child what you think the stuff looks like.

Let Elon name him or her. There just can't be a stupider name than X Æ A-XII. That's even worse than Frank Zappa's contributions, Dweezil and Moon Unit - although given that Zappa melted his brain, I suppose it's something that he was able to function at all.