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Dude! You’re not taking a leak against the wall in my sub-basement, are you? Arrrgghhh.
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Randy, you’re home early! I haven’t even had time to finish this Guacamole Bacon Angus Burger combo from Carl’s Jr. It’s kind of messy because I had extra guacamole and extra mayo on it but I’ll get it cleaned up, I promise.
Just so you know, if the handle on the door of your massage oil storage room is really hot, maybe glowing, don’t open the door! Definitely don’t try to put it out with a hose. That’ll just make it worse. It’s better to just let it burn itself out. I don’t know how that started. I was going to text you about it but I didn’t want to bother you while you were away.
“Liberated” is such an ugly and completely unnecessary word when applied to this situation. We here at Luxury Home For Wayward Women of Sandwich-Making Age do not hold anyone against her will, therefore, we prefer that you find a better-fitting term that does not defile us and drag the good name of our detention cells community-based condos/workshops into the gutter, thank you very much. Grrrrrrr.
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Those are FREE-RANGE Mermaids! I don’t hold anyone captive! They want to be with me! Grrrrrrr.