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What do you plan to do or say if Randy D gets home early and finds you in the sub-basement? He doesn’t know you’ve broken in here.

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Posted - June 27, 2023

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  • 23557


    I will do absolutely nothing other than stand very still.


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      June 29, 2023 6:21 AM MDT
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  • 53501

     

      Dude! You’re not taking a leak against the wall in my sub-basement, are you? Arrrgghhh. 


    :(

      June 29, 2023 9:22 AM MDT
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  • 23557
    No way but I thought the same thing. (There's no urination going on here.)

    Yet, this is, for me, the single most scary moment in this particular movie!!
    Took my breath away and gave me literal chills.  :)
      June 29, 2023 2:08 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    What movie? I think stone walls like that are really cool. 
      June 29, 2023 8:00 PM MDT
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  • 23557
    "The Blair Witch Project"
      June 29, 2023 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I watched it. Not really my kind of 'scary'. 
      June 29, 2023 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 23557
    I get it and relate.
    This moment was the only one that really scared me.  :)

    But I was in a theater and I remember the viewing experience was enjoyable for me, too. I went alone and I  remember really being in the mood to just sit back and watch a movie. I purposely did not read anything about the movie before going.
      June 29, 2023 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I don't like to know much about movies I might want to watch. Just enough to decide if I want to see it!
      June 29, 2023 8:31 PM MDT
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  • 23557
    Yup, me, too. :)

    I only knew enough about it to know that it may have been an interesting-to-me movie.


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 30, 2023 12:45 AM MDT
      June 29, 2023 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 5451

    Randy, you’re home early!  I haven’t even had time to finish this Guacamole Bacon Angus Burger combo from Carl’s Jr.  It’s kind of messy because I had extra guacamole and extra mayo on it but I’ll get it cleaned up, I promise.

    Just so you know, if the handle on the door of your massage oil storage room is really hot, maybe glowing, don’t open the door!  Definitely don’t try to put it out with a hose.  That’ll just make it worse.  It’s better to just let it burn itself out.  I don’t know how that started.  I was going to text you about it but I didn’t want to bother you while you were away.


    This post was edited by Livvie at June 29, 2023 7:59 PM MDT
      June 29, 2023 11:13 AM MDT
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      June 29, 2023 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I’m on your side, Randy.  I didn’t call the fire department so they wouldn’t discover your improper storage of flammable massage oils and numerous other code violations.
      June 29, 2023 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    You're too late. They've all been liberated. 
      June 29, 2023 3:56 PM MDT
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  • 53501

     

      “Liberated” is such an ugly and completely unnecessary word when applied to this situation. We here at  Luxury Home For Wayward Women of Sandwich-Making Age do not hold anyone against her will, therefore, we prefer that you find a better-fitting term that does not defile us and drag the good name of our detention cells community-based condos/workshops into the gutter, thank you very much. Grrrrrrr.

      June 29, 2023 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Savvy did a thorough job of it.  She even liberated your recent catches from your, ahem, fishing trip from this post:

    https://answermug.com/forums/topic/140642/how-much-of-an-increase-would-you-approve-of-if-the-stipulation










      June 29, 2023 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 53501

     

      Those are FREE-RANGE Mermaids! I don’t hold anyone captive! They want to be with me! Grrrrrrr.

      June 29, 2023 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 16744
    Just as long as he doesn't find the Vegemite stash, getting secret agents to work there isn't easy. It seems that the fact that very very few have ever been seen again is becoming common knowledge.
      June 29, 2023 6:10 PM MDT
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