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For your information, I’m in here because I need to be able to feeeeeeeel something!
Looking at it on photograph or a screen just doesn’t do it for me. Grrrrrrr.
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Oh, I see, your kinky side is emerging! I like it, I like it!
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Oh, come on, everybody knows it’s one left, two right, three left!
(((Guards, be ready to grab him when he tries the fake combination! Prep the Vegemite-Deprogamming Protocols, I’ll throw the switch to warm up the peanut butter injections! Finally I’ve got him! Places, everyone! Grrrrrrr.)))))
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From the viewpoint of the addict, of course you’d see it as cruel, those are the effects of the Vegemite talking. Many inmates patients go through similar difficulties their first few months here. Once the detox therapy cleanses your system of decades of Vegemite consumption and your body no longer rejects the peanut butter (both intravenous and dietary), and once you’ve been successfully re-educated by the Deprogrammers, you’ll not only understand that this is much better for you, you’ll come back and thank us for all we’ve done for you. It’s not cruel, it’s Tough Love. Now hold still while the technician applies the electrodes for the ElectroShock portion, you’re wiggling far too much.
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Hey, wait!