What prevents you from posting the passwords to your most important accounts here? (Humorous answers, please.)

Nothing stops me from posting the passwords to your most important accounts here.

Username: Randy D
Password: 123456

Username: Randall D Randolph
Password: 123456

Username: Randolph D Randall
Password: One23456~

The last one was a little harder to guess because they wanted at least one capital letter, at least one lower-case letter and at least one special character.