What happened to you hamburger pic?

I'd thought I'd contain my scatterbrain because I have been called out about it. What are you talking about!? You're making no sense!? I don't like that I say. Stick to topic. Don't detract. Hamburgers are a topic for another day dude. But cook the red meat out will ya? This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at July 29, 2023 10:16 PM MDT

Hamburgers and donuts can go together in the same topic.

A man walked into a restaurant.  It was his first time eating there.  The server took his order, he was having a hamburger.  The server handed the ticket to the cook who put the ground beef onto the grill.  The cook then pulled down his pants and sat on the grill to make the hamburger patty flat.  When the waitress served the burger, the man just sat there and stared at it.  Another customer who was sitting near him saw that he hadn’t touched the burger yet, so the other customer nudged him and said “Hey, if you think that’s bad, don’t come here for breakfast when he makes the doughnuts.”

Umm yeah, that’s a bad one, I know, lol. 

This post was edited by Livvie at August 1, 2023 7:06 AM MDT

Like the diner who aaked a waitress why she was carrying a hamburger in her armpit.
Waitress: "That's how I keep it warm."
Diner: "Cancel the hot dog I ordered!"

In an emergency I would definitely eat a plain donut.  Had one many moons ago, it was delicious.

 

  That first sentence of yours explains a lot about the doors that you slam on my foot and those revolving, overlapping, and completely frivolous restraining orders you continually file against me.

 

 A sweet guy like me shouldn’t be treated that way!











Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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Sure. We'll say that's the problem.

  Randall D: “Uncle Phil, er um, I meant to say, Your Honor, we move that this statement be entered into the record as an admission of guilt by Miss Jane S, and further move that this entire case be dismissed immediately.”



  Uncle Phil His Honor: “Motions granted.”



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My Sugar Daddy will reverse that decision once he understands that Jane S is actually his Snookums.

I knew an Asian mama once who said too sweet. We shared donuts from Dunkin' Donuts. I am heartbroken. I am going to drop 100 dollars in her mailbox to make myself feel better. Linchee. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at July 30, 2023 8:38 AM MDT

Dang...

Cute  :  ).

 
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