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Why is His Royal Orangeness not in prison already?

Almost everybody else actually found guilty of sexual assault finds himself making little rocks out of big ones, at least for a short stretch.

Posted - July 29, 2023
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  • 11101
    Maybe because prisons don't have XXXXL sized orange jump suits. So they are making him one out of a old parachute. And they are a little worried that when they finally put him in prison and give him his parachute jumpsuit Trump will whine about how it is a little tight in the waist.

    Actually I don't know why he is not in prison and I really don't know why some people still support him. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at July 30, 2023 11:23 AM MDT
      July 30, 2023 8:23 AM MDT
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  • 7792
    The reason he's still free is because of his lily-white skin and financial status.
      July 30, 2023 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 11101
    Technically he is brown. When you mix orange (his makeup) - purple (his liver spots) and his lily white skin - you get brown. Just goofing around it is because he is white and rich. Cheers! 
      July 30, 2023 10:36 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    That's certainly the reason she did not report the crime when it happened. No one would have believed her.
      July 31, 2023 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    It was a civil suit, not a criminal one.
      July 30, 2023 11:23 AM MDT
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  • 34246
    Not a criminal case, and no evidence to get a conviction in a criminal case. 
      July 30, 2023 6:12 PM MDT
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