Are you older than dirt?

Okay. My control freak friend went on I was ancient at 29 and now I'm 63. The bumper sticker which said I'd rather be 29. Auugggggh! He says you're so ancient. The type that fears death more than God. The exxager-rater. Trickster. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at September 22, 2023 4:16 PM MDT

The only thing on that list that we didn't have was a party line.  I've heard of or owned everything else.

I'm getting there.

Technically, I think you're older than dirt when, if you rub it on your face, it makes you look younger.

But where are Goofy Grape, Freckle-Face Strawberry, Lefty Lemon, Jolly Olly Orange. and Choo Choo Cherry?

(Yup)

Looks like I'm still a whippersnapper

There is something wrong with that quiz and I refuse to participate.