Why would this not be a good idea?
Why does this seem to be just another of your intricate yet poorly-disguised plots against me? What is it this time? Are you trying to get me into wearing high heels? No matter how much you push me, I won’t do it, and it’s not just because I refuse to shave my legs. Grrrrrrrrr.
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Move me into your spare bedroom. Then I’ll be happy.
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