Here we go again?...Same old song again.

Wow...I mystified you.

What about me? Don't mistify me, I'll fog you up.

Are these lyrics? 

Okay, I'll give you mystified. Close enough to confused. ;)

Something I made up.

 

  Misty Fayed? Is she already a member of someone else’s harem? Because if not, I can have  contract sent to her immediately so that she can join mine . . . 

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Speaking of 'here we go again'...

 

  Oh, that? No, no, no, this situation is not a threat at all to your position of prominence in my Harem’s hierarchy, you’re still Number One and you always will be. No novice could knock you off of your pedestal, no matter how sexy and beautiful and wiggly she is . . . hold on a second, Jane S, I’m receiving an update on Misty Fayed’s skillset from my admin assistant. It turns out she makes a mean Mediterranean Pita Pocket sandwich, and she does so while belly dancing and reciting Edgar Allen Poe’s top works.  I’m having her flown in for a face-to-face interview with me at my bedroom/dining suite. I’ll get back to you in a few days, Jane S, I just have to be sure I’m not passing up a great candidate. (Cough, cough.)





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Yes, same old song again, Jane is top dog in your harem.  :  (

No,  NOT in the harem at all. In fact, there is a court order requiring Randy D to stay at least two states away from me.

He doesn't seem to take the hint then. 

Cheer up old gypsy you!

Yah think?

Really?  I live 7½ miles from Minnesota.  I’ll walk outside to let him know that being parked in front of my house while watching me through binoculars is a violation of your restraining order.

He looks hungry.  I’ll bring him some of my homemade mini-sandwiches before I tell him to leave.

He tried to get an exception for South Dakota, but didn't succeed.  I hope you're putting your secret ingredient in those mini-sandwiches.

Which secret ingredient?  I have three of them.

I didn't know you had more than one. I was thinking of the one that you used last time which kept him out of commission for a day or two. But if you want to use a different one or more than one, you know best.

I call it Vegemayole.  It’s my proprietary blend of three simple ingredients.

What might those three be, pray tell?

You got it...finally.

My recruits sang that when marching.