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Pish posh, I don’t really pay her very much attention . . . hold on. One of the motion sensors I’ve placed around her place has just activated the automatic video cameras tracking her movements. I have to go and watch the footage live.
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Wait, have you heard from her lately? What did she say, what topics did she bring up? Did my name get mentioned very often? Did she ask about me, did she ask how I’m doing? Is she planning to pull back on the restraining orders? Are there any plans for her to visit me here in San Diego? So many questions, so many questions. Grrrrrrrr.
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I know, right? (Wink,WINK.)
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Folks, would you believe that I get this a lot? Woman A tries to make it seem as if I’m not the focus so that Woman B will hopefully lose interest, thereby leaving Woman A full access to me. I just intervene to convince them both that there’s always enough Randy Candy to go around. Patience, ladies, patience!
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That’s. Not. Me! Grrrrrrrr.
Use a more accurate depiction of me for a change!
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Grrrrrrrrrr. That’s not me either.
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