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“Embarrass“???? This is Randy D you’re talking about here! Embarrassment doesn’t come easily!
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I don’t know why it seems I would blush easily.
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But officers, just like I’ve been telling you for the past two and a half hours, Shuhak seemed to be on the level, he showed me all the right paperwork, everything had his name all over it, and his signature checked out too. There must be some kind of mistake, but an easily explained one; Shuhak and I are pals, he would never do me wrong . . . hey, wait a second! Why did he insist on cash only? Why did he want me to meet him at the airport with the money? Why did I see a passport among his things? Why, why, why? How could you do this to me, Shuhak??? Grrrrrrr.
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Is there a basement?
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