There is absolutely no way you should be denied Asker’s Pick for this one! It’s great, and it has inspired my answer which you will see below.
Well, after all, you are a mayonnaise-eater. Grrrrrrrrr. (I still haven’t forgiven you, by the way.)
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You know me; I just might let you convince me otherwise.
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You’re aware that there’s a “Deprogramming Unit” operating in my sub-basement, right? Ladies, grab her!
Get those vile thoughts of enjoying mayonnaise and avocados completely out of her mind and her system. Grrrrrrrrr.
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Gag!
Peter Piper never picked a peck of pickled Twinkies.
If Peter Piper had picked a peck of pickled Twinkies,
Peter Piper would probably have puked.
What in the Sam Dill is going on here? This is an outrage, what will they think of next? Avocado-based Twinkies with mayonnaise filling? Uggggh.
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