The shoe is on the other foot; a beautiful, attractive woman has Randy D sequestered in her sub-basement. What plans does she have for him?

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  This is beginning to trend against my favor more and more every turn. When is Team Anti-Veg going to step up?
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Leave the mayo out, even I'm not that cruel. Vegemite with smashed avocado on toast will be enough.
The she starts speaking to him ungrammatically until he breaks down and tells her where the tildes are hidden ...

OK, I'll leave the mayo out because you asked.  

 

  Nice attempt at baiting me with those most likely intentional typos. Go peddle your goods elsewhere, Matey.

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 yore gest trine too confubulate me .My mother and my lawyers told me not to pay any attention to you. Grrrrrrrr.
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  Proof positive that you’ve wanted me all along, Beautiful Woman! Wow, the lengths you go through to get me in your clutches. (The ruse of the fake restraining orders is a bit much, though.)

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