What is a food that should not crunch when you bite down on it, chew it, eat it?

  No cheering from the peanut gallery, you! Argggggh. 

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  Brush thoroughly, floss meticulously, and then gargle mouthwash for at least 45 seconds before closing in on me for more smoochin’.  

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  Gee, it’s really apparent how differently you and I dream.

  Unsee, unsee, unsee, unsee, unsee, unsee, unsee, unsee, unsee! Grrrrrr.

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  She’ll never unsee it: she’s the one who made it up. I constantly remind her it’s not me. Grrrrrr.

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