Yesterday the WH had a very important announcement – Trump won his round of golf and is advancing to the next level.
Here is a photo of all the Americans who couldn't care less about his golf games. Cheers! 
Nero fiddled, trump played golf.
Of course he "won". Not only does he lie about his "score", but anyone he "plays against" has to let him win (and kiss his royal orange ***) or he'll make their lives miserable.
Yeah and I bet after a person lets Trump win – Trump builds himself up by knocking that person down ( talks about how bad of a golfer they are and how great of a golfer he is). Cheers!
Excellent you got out and participated in something very important.
I now feel like I’m not doing enough because all I did yesterday was sit here and makeup silly knock knock jokes about Trump. Cheers!
Shuhak 