(Humorous answers only, please.) Who is avoiding you, and why?

  Oh, really? Just give her my name, I’ll go meet with her and smooth everything out.
  Better yet, I’ll have her drop by the ol’ Randall Ranch instead and I’ll dazzle her with my “special treatment(s)”.

  You’ll never have to give her shenanigans another thought.  I have a lot of practice in this sort of thing. 

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 I must protest, I don’t just jest, if you don’t believe me, put me to the test, it’s best if you don’t rest until this is put into its nest.  And don’t call me Shirley, I’m earnest, I’m frank, but most of all, I’m always extremely Randy. Grrrrr.
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