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Who will win?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - December 29, 2016

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  • 13395
    Nobody.  Someone wins a lottery jackpot then their child gets kidnapped and all the money goes to the 'nappers to pay ransom. Eventually the nappers  get caught and go to jail but  they've spent all the money so nobody has gained anything. 
      December 29, 2016 9:43 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Like a bad movie, huh?
      December 29, 2016 9:49 AM MST
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  • 53394
    A very bad one, lol. 

    :)
      December 29, 2016 10:09 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Let me get out of that getaway car. Oomph.
      December 29, 2016 10:09 AM MST
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  • 53394
    Wait, not yet. Just calling in the tip to the police isn't enough; they have to actually catch you in the act in order for me to qualify for all of the reward money. (Oops, did I say that out loud?)



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      December 29, 2016 10:23 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Grrrr. Bad Randy. 
      December 29, 2016 10:45 AM MST
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  • 53394
    Bro-Man got paid, das all I know, Baby!



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      December 29, 2016 12:56 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Money! That's all, huh?
      December 29, 2016 2:31 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Me!  Anyway, I sure hope it's me!
      December 29, 2016 1:10 PM MST
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  • 17261
    With me, every time Miss. *blushes*
      December 29, 2016 2:32 PM MST
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  • 2960
    Not me.
      December 29, 2016 1:11 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh.
      December 29, 2016 2:31 PM MST
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  • 22891
    have no idea, maybe you will
      January 2, 2017 3:52 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hmm. Doubt it. I'm not really in any competition.
      January 3, 2017 6:47 AM MST
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