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Dang! Who put the banana in the sofa?

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What a scary moment. Phew! BANANA!!!

Posted - December 29, 2016

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  • 6988
    Cats freak out at the sight of cucumbers. 
      December 29, 2016 12:08 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh cucumbers, huh?
      December 29, 2016 1:55 PM MST
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  • 2052
    Now we know where that missing banana went to yesterday. 
      December 29, 2016 12:09 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I swear it wasn't there yesterday. Btw, someone had been playing with my Kitty meanwhile. This is very suspicious. Hmm.
      December 29, 2016 1:50 PM MST
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  • 2052
    Now we know where that missing banana went to yesterday. 
      December 29, 2016 12:09 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. It's the same?
      December 30, 2016 2:03 PM MST
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  • 5451
    If you're not going to eat it...

      December 29, 2016 1:18 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Maybe we could share, Miss. Kitty wants some too. Ahem.

      December 29, 2016 1:54 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Yes!  We can split it!  I'll get the whipped cream and the cherry.

      December 30, 2016 2:07 AM MST
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  • 17261
    It's all yours Miss. After practice? *blushes* This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 31, 2016 1:24 AM MST
      December 30, 2016 2:24 AM MST
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  • 6988
    That looks like my cat. However, I don't know if he likes bananas. 
      January 1, 2017 5:48 PM MST
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  • mmmm.....sorry, I thought that's where it belonged. :)
      December 30, 2016 5:40 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. 
      December 30, 2016 2:02 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Please quit trying to shift the blame to an innocent little pussy.  You can't merely change the subject; I know you ruined my beautiful new orange sofa. 



    ~
      December 31, 2016 12:43 AM MST
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  • 17261
    B-but... my sweet little pussy is innocent... *puppy eyes*
      December 31, 2016 2:38 AM MST
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  • 53509
    You're the one who is not innocent! You're trying to distract me . . .
    ~
      December 31, 2016 6:23 AM MST
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  • 17261
      December 31, 2016 3:11 PM MST
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  • 53509
    I just want you to be good (for once).
    ~
      January 2, 2017 11:28 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I'm always good. I'm a good girl.
      January 2, 2017 3:01 PM MST
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  • 53509
    I have photographic evidence, you know . . . 


    ~
      January 3, 2017 12:32 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I know. I got a bit overexcited... red finger paint makes me like this, I just want it all over my body and clothes. 
      January 3, 2017 6:51 AM MST
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  • 22891
    it wasnt me but your cat seems to enjoy it
      January 1, 2017 4:58 PM MST
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  • 6988
    Whoa!
      January 1, 2017 5:50 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Kitty? Did she play with it again? Oomph.
      January 2, 2017 12:07 AM MST
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