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What do Santa's elves do during the off season?

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Posted - January 25, 2017
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  • "Make more elves."
      January 25, 2017 4:02 PM MST
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  • 6124
      January 25, 2017 4:11 PM MST
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  • 6124

    Don't tell Mrs. Claus

      January 25, 2017 4:13 PM MST
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  • 46117
    They are spirits, therefore there is no off-season.  They are always "on".
      January 25, 2017 4:32 PM MST
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  • Shouldn't this question have been asked in the Adult Network? 
      January 25, 2017 4:48 PM MST
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  • 44603
    I should...but I will get the same answer. LOL
      January 26, 2017 12:39 PM MST
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  • 5808
    they make all of the toys that Santa delivers
      January 25, 2017 5:05 PM MST
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  • Believe me... with those pointed ears you just don't want to know ... This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at May 8, 2022 12:22 AM MDT
      January 25, 2017 5:07 PM MST
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  • So you're a raciest now, don't get to excited about next Christmas. 
      January 25, 2017 7:36 PM MST
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  • Aasrgh!... Not fair!
      January 25, 2017 10:45 PM MST
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  • Just because where short with pointy ears doesn't give you the right to pick on us, give you not fair... that's right getoutahere ya mug
      January 26, 2017 12:29 AM MST
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  • Hey .... Why aloud talk about elves get away not called childish? ;p  
      January 26, 2017 8:18 PM MST
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  • 1953
    They're out digging coal for all the bad little boys and girls, and if those little buggers are especially bad... well then you have the sock and underwear making elf's.
      January 25, 2017 5:40 PM MST
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  • 53504

     

    (elf’s elves)

      May 8, 2022 12:24 AM MDT
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  •   January 25, 2017 5:41 PM MST
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  • 5451
    They pay their respects to their fallen comrades.


    This little guy was not trained in the proper use of the table saw.

    Some gave all to make Christmas possible.
      January 25, 2017 6:07 PM MST
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  • They're all busy making elf porn.
      January 25, 2017 6:35 PM MST
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  • Did you say self porn?
      January 25, 2017 7:04 PM MST
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  • That's what I heard.
      January 25, 2017 9:51 PM MST
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  • Lol... It's those pointy ears!
    It has to be .... Plus I think six month nights have probably got a lot to do with it
      January 25, 2017 10:44 PM MST
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  • I just noticed that you said self porn. The old eyes aren't what they used to be. LOL
      January 26, 2017 5:25 AM MST
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  • Lol... You're forgiven :)
      January 26, 2017 12:25 PM MST
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  • Thank you dear.
      January 26, 2017 1:27 PM MST
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  • 17592
    They collect.  Haven't you ever wondered where socks, pens, earrings go?  Why, in your flatware set for eight. do you only have six forks?    Think of all the things that disappear each year.  Could it be the elves collecting for Christmas repurposing?
      January 25, 2017 6:52 PM MST
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