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What do Santa's elves do during the off season?


Posted - January 25, 2017


  • So there is no Trans dimensional gate in my dryer... it's been the elves all this time? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 25, 2017 7:17 PM MST
      January 25, 2017 7:05 PM MST

  • 16388
    Chances are good that the elves have your address.  
      January 25, 2017 7:17 PM MST

  • Bugger!
      January 25, 2017 10:44 PM MST

  • 22896
    i have no idea, ask them
      January 26, 2017 11:44 AM MST

  • 41534
    Do you have their number?
      January 26, 2017 12:40 PM MST

  • 22896
    no, dont have it, maybe its in the phone book
      January 26, 2017 12:43 PM MST

  • 10033
    They all jump in Santa's sleigh, singing
    Oh Dasher let dash and Dancer we'll dance.
    To Prancer whose Prancing with Vixon
    Let Comit soar, to Cupid's favorite place
    Where Donner drinks until he's a Blitzen.
    Dash Away! Dash Away!
    Dash to the Bahamas
    Where we all like to Play!!
    And they fly to Florida where they let the reindeer out to take a well deserved vacation.  
    Then, they boat down to the Bahamas.  There they dance the Bahamiam Quadrille to Rake-n-scrape music and Junkanoo celebrations.  They drink Mai-Tais and Pina Coladas and kick their little feet up.  They shave their breads and loose the suspenders and little work dresses, making way for mini grass skirts and surf shorts.  They snorkel and sail.  Sometimes they jetski and bask in the sun.  When August rolls around, they start fattening up again and growing their beards, knitting sweaters and turtle necks.  They pull their wool socks out and their caps.  and they start preparing for Christmas, waking Santa up from his long summer nap. The End! :) :)
      February 6, 2017 10:35 PM MST

  • 4561
    Desperately try to refreeze the ice over the North Pole.
      May 8, 2022 12:01 AM MDT

  • 48814


      Each other.


      May 8, 2022 12:29 AM MDT

  • 16388
    They grow marijuana.
      May 8, 2022 10:37 PM MDT