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Randy D

((((Psssst! Do you get your tildes on the black market? Shhhhhhh! You never know who's listening!)))

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Posted - January 31, 2017
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  • 17261
    I need no black market, you've given me soooo maaany over the last year. Ahem.
      February 1, 2017 12:39 AM MST
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  • 53504
    So you're telling me that I give the best tilde in town. I like that; I'm flattered. 

    ~
      February 1, 2017 5:44 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Didn't say best, but no less than those on the black market. ;-)
      February 1, 2017 5:49 AM MST
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  • 53504
    Why does it have to be the black market?
    Hmmmm. 
      February 1, 2017 5:52 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Dirty? I dunno.Lots of fake and cheap copy products though. That's kinda dirty.
      February 1, 2017 5:59 AM MST
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  • 10997
    No, I get them at Walmart. I have a coupon.
      February 1, 2017 5:24 AM MST
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  • 53504
    (You realize that everything in that store is made in China, right?  Come by my place after midnight, I've got the good stuff. Make sure you're not followed.)
      February 1, 2017 5:45 AM MST
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  • Nah,  I stay away from black market tildes.  They always cut them  with cheaper underscore and hyphen.
      February 1, 2017 5:25 AM MST
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  • I grow my own.
      February 1, 2017 5:29 AM MST
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  • It's the best way to go about it these days.
      February 1, 2017 5:32 AM MST
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  • 53504
    They step on it 3 or 4 times before it hits the streets. 
    :(
      February 1, 2017 5:46 AM MST
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  • Seriously.  I hear they are even adding synthetic designer  kanji's from  China now.   You just never know what your getting
      February 1, 2017 5:49 AM MST
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  • 53504
    Would you believe someone tried to palm an asterisk off on me once?  Of all the people who know tildes, they tried that on me!  Rank amateurs. 
      February 1, 2017 5:51 AM MST
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  • 22891
    i dont even know what they are
      February 1, 2017 10:21 AM MST
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  • 13395
    ~ is a tilde. Seems to have something to do suggestive of some kind of immoral behavior. 
      February 1, 2017 10:55 AM MST
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  • 5451
    There's no need to buy them on the black market.

    Just park your food truck in front of Randy D's house (when he's not home of course) and the tildes will come flocking to you!

      February 1, 2017 12:12 PM MST
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  • 53504
    Lies, all lies!  Don't pay this woman any attention, folks!  She's off her meds and she's an escapee from a maximum-security mental institution!  Her senseless
    blitherings will only confuse you!  Go on about your business, move along, please keep moving, there's nothing to see here!
    ~
      February 1, 2017 11:04 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Uh oh!  Here comes Randy!

    He's geeking out on those umlauts he got from Didge!

    *drives away fast*


    I'll have to come back later when the umlauts wear off.

      February 2, 2017 6:09 PM MST
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  • 53504
    Follow her, boys, but don't get too close. She'll probably lead you to her hideout, and that will take us one step closer to the big fish and we can finally make some arrests in this case. What's that you asked me?  Oh, Livvie?  She's only a little fish; just hold her for 48 hours then let her go with a stern warning. 

    ~
      February 2, 2017 9:01 PM MST
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  • 5451
    He's obviously high on diacritical marks!  Just look in his car!

    Not only is he snorting umlauts, you'll find breves and háčeks in plastic sandwich bags!  That's intent to distribute!
      February 3, 2017 9:55 AM MST
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