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If space aliens landed in your back yard what would you do?

Serious question:  would you;

1. go out and greet them or call 911.  
2. be happy to see them 
3. or be afraid
What would you do? 

Posted - March 10, 2017
Tags : land aliens

Responses


  • (Draws on Whistle6)

    Wait, what?   How do you know they have these energy shields and ray guns?   You seem privy to knowledge about  these first time invaders....  You're freaking one of them!!!
      March 11, 2017 10:03 AM MST
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  • 53502

    I'd tell them to ignore the missing comma after the word 'yard'.  I know that I certainly can't do it. 

    ~
      March 10, 2017 9:55 PM MST
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  • If I can paraphrase a line from Russell Crowe in Gladiator, "No matter what turns up in your back yard you'll handle it better if you face it.

    Of course, if the aliens weren't extra terrestrials but Islamic terrorists armed with scimitars and IEDs I'd run like hell. 
      March 10, 2017 11:20 PM MST
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  • 5835
    Hot diggety! I would be there in a flash just to see what happens!
      March 10, 2017 11:51 PM MST
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  • I think Trump is an alien :P I think we should call the police and have him *investigated* :P
      March 11, 2017 1:24 AM MST
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  • 184
    I'd build a wall!  And make them pay for it. (LOL)
      March 11, 2017 4:25 AM MST
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  • 8214
    HAHAHAHA there you go, keep those pesky spaceships away from your vehicle.  Your car may get an inferiority complex. 
      March 11, 2017 7:35 AM MST
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  • After considering Didge's answer, two different approaches come to mind: 
    If these are extraterrestrials, I'd invite them in for a round of earth libations (assuming they didn't attempt to disintegrate us) and we would discuss comparative culture and human inadequacy, and fire up the grill. 

    If it were the earthbound type of aliens, I'd simply open fire. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 11, 2017 7:33 AM MST
      March 11, 2017 6:16 AM MST
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  • 8214
    I was talking about the spaceship kind of alien. 
      March 11, 2017 7:36 AM MST
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  • Then I'd keep the guns in the rack. 
      March 11, 2017 8:48 AM MST
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