Are you quite often the subject of others' extreme envy?

Yes, but you can't have him.  He is my hunk of love. hahahaha wasn't there a song like that by Elvis?
No Russians allowed near him, they can't hack him.  (get it? can't have him, a timely play on words) 
Sure glad i make myself laugh. lol

Dear Randy D,
Yes, I am surprised at how often I get envied...sometimes rather passionately...
Such a sweet little old lady, lots of wrinkles, hardly a dollar to my name...what is to envy?

Actually a little bit gratifying, too, I suppose, who woulda thought it?
smh...

I can be pretty big-headed at times but no, I don't get envied, I don't think and don't want it

i doubt it, i dont think anyone has anything to be jealous about when it comes to me