Are you working on any new comedy routine's?

Last saturday when I went into the public washroom at the Technology center I noticed that I had a pebble stuck in the tread of my work boot. So I plucked it out and cuffed it my hand. Then I went to one of the stand up urinals and after a few seconds I tossed the pebble into the urinal and it made a real loud click sound then I looked at the guy that was using the urinal next to me and said - man am I ever glad that I finally passed that. This saturday when I go to the center I'm thinking of bringing a pebble and onion with me and do the same routine but before I toss the pebble in I'll rube the onion in my eyes so they tear up and say - man I'm glad I finally passed that but it really really hurt. Cheers!