Sorry. Jesus said so. :0(
Ok.
Great example. The Bible according to YOU.
This is what everyone does. They think they know what they are saying according to the Bible.
But no one has a clue what it really is saying.
I can tell you one thing it is not saying. What you just said.
It is definitely NOT saying that.
You are Welcome.
As punishment for your heresy, you must listen to this song 15 times in a row. (I couldn't get through it for 15 seconds)
Makes me glad I don't look like you.
Well, time to start looking for a good plastic surgeon huh!
I went and had a full face transplant
My old face was so ugly that I donated it to medical research
I don´t go by the bible.
That too? Ugh! I can't get anything right!
Most of my clothes are a sin also, they're made out of more than one kind of fabric.
Chapter and verse please.
It makes me feel sexy.
Don't recall that being in the book anywhere. Care to show me where that's at?
lol no.
Keep my decrees. "'Do not mate different kinds of animals. "'Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. "'Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
I'm doing pretty good today! My shirt and my jeans are 100% cotton, just looked, but my underwear is oh so sinful! It's part cotton part nylon and part rayon. Scandalous, I know.
As a teen, I rode the school bus every day with one Cindy Keepers. Today, she is known as the "living Barbie Doll", Cindy Jackson. She holds the Guiness Book of World Records title for the most plastic surgeries. She still looks pretty good for a 60 year old chick.