into fish and throw them into the Mediterranean Sea?
- when he cursed a fig tree for not having fruit even though it was not the fig season Mark 11:14
- when he let demons go into someone's “pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the sea and perished in the waters." Matthew 8:32
- when he made "a whip of cords, he drove them [those buying and selling animals for sacrifices] all out of the temple" John 2:15
My irreverant question of the year: If Jesus could perform miracles, why didn't he turn the Romans
into fish and throw them into the Mediterranean Sea?
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1- You chose fish and I expect you know fish plays a great part in the Jesus/Christian story, even proselytization is compared to the catching of fish. There are miracles involving fish, from Luke 5:6 when after spending the night with no catches Jesus performs a miracle and “they caught such a large number of fish that their nets began to tear” to the most famous of them all in Mark 6:41 when with 5 loaves and two fish Jesus fed 5,000 people and “They all ate and were satisfied”
2- However, the [pun warning] biggest fish miracle, a deception on a grand scale, has gone unrecognised, yet it’s right there in Matthew 12:40. It has to do with Jesus cheating the sentence pronounced by the Romans and escaping death from right under their noses and those of the Jews who had him condemned by bearing false witness against him. There's a lot of evidence supporting this version right in the Bible itself, but here I'll only point to the veiled miracle
3- Signs, meaning MIRACLES, were one way of telling a genuine prophet from false ones. This is why when news spread that the awaited Messiah had come and it was a man called Jesus "certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees" wanting proof that Jesus WAS the Messiah, said to him "Master, we would see a sign from thee" (please check it up in Matthew 12:38)Surah 8:12
Surah 9:5