What's the best thing you've heard someone say while they were sleep talking?

I'm the only one I know who does that.  I have woken myself up talking, but cannot recall anything I was saying off the top of my head.  I do recall waking up in a fit of laughter once that caused me to bust out laughing throughout the day, but I cannot recall what I was laughing about, either.

I've never heard someone sleep talk! Myself however, I will hold a conversation while I sleep talk! I doubt it much makes any sense

"I think this is the toilet."  (as they position themselves over your pillow)

"F*ck me". I obliged, surprised the hell out of me when she woke up - I didn't know she was sleep talking.