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Does beating a dead horse ever bring it back to life?

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Posted - May 5, 2017

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  • Nah,  it just tenderizes the meat.
      May 5, 2017 7:48 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Now you are making me hungry.
      May 5, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • I'll get the grill started.... 
      May 5, 2017 9:51 PM MDT
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  • Not a "Dead" horse per se'
      May 5, 2017 7:57 PM MDT
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  • Those are cool pics. 
      May 5, 2017 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Try Cardiopulmonary resuscitation. 
      May 5, 2017 8:48 PM MDT
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  • So.... Beat the lungs and heart? 
      May 5, 2017 9:52 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Yes lungs and heartbeat.
      May 6, 2017 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 16762
    Only a deadbeat horse.
      May 5, 2017 10:28 PM MDT
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  • I know quite a few of those. :)
      May 6, 2017 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    We should just keep replying to this question forever!



      May 6, 2017 12:56 AM MDT
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  • I like that idea. :) The question would provide the answer to the question. 
      May 6, 2017 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    Right you are Livvie, we should just keep replying to this question forever.
      May 6, 2017 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Yes!  I put a sticky on my computer screen to remind to make a new reply to this question once a week!

    It's going to live forever!
      May 6, 2017 10:21 PM MDT
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  • Awesome sauce!! 
      May 7, 2017 6:10 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Awesome sauce!  Totally!  Now stay alive!  I won't let you die!






      May 8, 2017 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 104
    Never worked for me. All that happened was I broke the stick.
      May 6, 2017 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont think so
      May 6, 2017 5:48 PM MDT
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  • This probably won't surprise you, but "we're going to find out!" :)
      May 6, 2017 10:40 PM MDT
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  • No surprises. 
      May 7, 2017 6:11 AM MDT
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  • 2515
    No, it means it's time to dismount. No amount of beating is going to help. 
      May 7, 2017 12:30 AM MDT
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  • I didn't think so.
      May 7, 2017 6:12 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    OMG, I just remembered this post!


    Who wants to help me keep beating this dead horse?


    It needs more beating!




      June 9, 2017 4:35 AM MDT
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  • 53502
    Like this?

    ~
      June 11, 2017 8:11 PM MDT
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